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[opening theme music playing]

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[upbeat music playing]

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[Mr. Small Jr.] Like me,
the joyful days of your life

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will slowly bleed
into a strange nothingness,

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leaving you naught
but a barren, desolate husk

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beneath the sterile glare
of a neon office light.

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Your joy, your dedication,
your talent,

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every whisper of a dream,
painfully drained out of you

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by the same soulless machine
that rules us all,

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until nothing else is left
but the ash and taste

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of squandered time
in your mouth. [whimpers]

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[hesitates] Excuse me,

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but what the what
is going on here?

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Oh, I just wanted
to say goodbye before...

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[sobbing] ...I leave this job.

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You two were always
my favorites.

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You're fired?

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Huh. That does explain
the, uh, general aura.

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[spooky rumbling sound]

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Not fired.
That's such a negative word.

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Hmm. Fun-employed?

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That's better.

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[thuds and cries]

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This job was all I had.

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But we... we need
a school counselor.

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Who's gonna stop us
the next time

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we get a stupid idea
like trash our home

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so we don't have
to do homework?

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[sobbing]

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-[brooding music playing]
-Her name was Ms. Combs.

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She came out of nowhere.

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She bewitched

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-the executive staff.
-[gasps]

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[Mr. Small Jr.] Loud,
assertive, invincible.

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She took our job.

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[whimpers]

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I'm sorry. I have to pack now.

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[crying]

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I think he needs a hand dealing
with some, you know, issues.

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There, there. [kissing]

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[Mr. Small sobbing] Thank you.

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[kissing] There, there, Father.

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[Mr. Small sobbing]

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[Mr. Small Jr.] Bye.

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[both] We need to talk
to our principal!

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[militant drums playing]

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-[slams]
-Hey! Mr. Small might be

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a dirty-ponytailed,
flip-flop-wearing slacker,

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but he's our useless,
bongo-playing,

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crystal-worshiping
wellness wizard

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that smells weird.

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-[eerie music playing]
-[whimpers]

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[Ms. Combs] Is that
the two troublemakers

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that everyone talks about?

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-[creaks and shuts]
-[music crescendos]

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[both gasp]

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Well...

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-[tape gun cocks]
-...this is what you get.

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I can't believe
she labeled me as vulnerable.

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And I can't believe you're not
presently flipping tables

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like a goat on fire.

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Aren't you at least
a little bit mad?

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She got Mr. Small sacked,

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and she labeled you
as a bad kid.

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[Gumball] It's straight up
facts, though.

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I'm as bad as they come.

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No! Don't believe the labels.

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[camera shutter
clicking sounds]

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So bad they can't ignore me.

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Labeling kids limits
their vision of themselves.

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And how did you exactly
interpret your bad kid label?

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-I'm a baddy, baby.
-[snapping fingers]

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That's how my mommy made me.

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-[electronic music playing]
-[humming in tune]

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Right.

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Well, looks like you
misinterpreted the meaning

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in an unexpected,
yet somewhat empowering way.

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But trust me,
it's bad to label kids.

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Huh?

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Why?

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Because clearly it ends up
defining who they are.

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Come on. We need to rally
the other kids against this.

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[upbeat techno music playing]

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'Sup, honey?
Want to go bad places

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and do bad things to people?

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[humming in tune]

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He means we need your help
to stop the labeling.

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[grunts and thuds]

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I think.

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[hesitates] I don't know, guys,
if I should really do that,

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I just... I...

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I don't really feel
like, uh, doing that.

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[hesitates] I'm not sure
I should...

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Uh, I should probably
just, you know...

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Sorry.

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Alan, uh, help us, please.

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[barks]

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Oh, hey, guys,
I can help. I can help.

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I can do that for you.

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Wait, wait, wait.
I forgot my locker in my phone.

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[grunting and slamming]

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Oh, a bird.

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Did you know that a pearlfish

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nests inside the backside
of a sea cucumber?

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Shake my booty.
You guys wanna dance?

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-Come dance with me.
-[humming in sing-sing voice]

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Ooh, this is a good dance.
Maybe I can do this one.

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[humming in sing-sing voice]

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Oh, no, Ms. Combs
already got to everyone.

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-[screaming]
-[tense music playing]

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[sobbing]

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-[gasps]
-[grunting]

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[both] Huh?

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Yo, what's going on?

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[grunting and screaming]

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[both gasp]

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[both] Huh?

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[breathing softly]

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[growling loudly]

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Oh, no! This thing
is getting to me too.

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-[screaming]
-[clangs]

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I'm vulnerable. [screams]

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-[thuds]
-[groans]

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-[gasps]
-[buzzes]

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[electricity crackling]

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[screaming]

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Hmm? Mmm.

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Is this seat not taken
by anyone else?

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[gasps]

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Alas, poor yoghurt.
I knew you so well.

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[crying]

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Ooh, yeah.

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Hey, what are you doing?

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Making sure I don't choke
on this mashed potato.

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Throwing shade
isn't gonna help you shine.

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Gotta stop giving CPR
to dead situations.

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-Blood type BU.
-[buzzing]

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I can't. It's wormed its way
into my brain.

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Now I feel
constantly vulnerable.

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And unlike you,
there's no weird, deluded way

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of interpreting my label.

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It's actually a curse
to look this good.

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I'm terrified of aging now.

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At least your short future
doesn't involve having kids

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just to exploit their image

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once you're too ugly
for the socials. Hmm.

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[groaning]

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Hey, Tobias, looks like you're
a little lost there.

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Uh, let me help.
I can, just, uh, rip this meat.

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[grunting]

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-[splats]
-[unseen person] Ow!

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That's it!

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[militant drums playing]

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-[music stops abruptly]
-Wait, what are we doing?

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Uh, angrily marching
to Principal Brown's office

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and demanding
he put a stop to this nonsense

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once and for all.

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Oh, right.

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[militant drums continue]

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[sobbing]

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Okay. What the, what the,
what the, what the, what now?

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[sobbing] I'm not quite sure
how it happened,

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but Ms. Combs
convinced me to retire.

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-[somber music playing]
-I tried to protest,

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but she labeled me "defensive."

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Aw, that's tough.

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I'm really sorry that you're
going through this difficult--

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I'm not defensive!
You're defensive!

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[sobbing continues]

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[brooding music playing]

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Ugh! This woman is evil.

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Gumball,
do something bad immediately.

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[upbeat dance music playing]

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Yeah.

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I meant to her.

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I'm not evil.

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I just suggested
Principal Brown

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needed some rest
in his old age.

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Isn't that right?

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[groaning]

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[exhales]

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[snoring]

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You need to stop
with the labels.

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It's turning everyone
into-- [gasps]

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Wait. She's... she's doing this
to take over the school.

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Those are wild accusations,
young man.

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In fact, you both seem
a little dysfunctional.

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[both glitching]

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[disembodied voice] Listen,
the two of you. Listen.

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Okay. I get
this day is cursed,

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but disembodied voices?
No, thank you.

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[Mr. Small Jr.] No, it's me,
Mr. Small Jr.

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I've been living
inside the walls.

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I know it's weird
and possibly concerning,

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but like I said,
this job is all I have.

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But also, I knew my students
would need my advice.

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Open your ears.

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-[uplifting music playing]
-Labels are bad,

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unless you choose them
for yourself.

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You see, their power
goes both ways

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because we become
what we believe.

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[both gasp]

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[both laughing]

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[both] Let's get
our school back.

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[upbeat music playing]

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I know everything!

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-[gasps]
-[groaning]

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Even which anime villain
I would marry first!

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Now go.

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[loud crash and rumbling]

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[groaning]

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[growling]

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[cackling]

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[electricity crackling]

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[screeching]

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[yelling] I have...

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I've got two shoes now.

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Hmm?

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[upbeat music continues]

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[upbeat music ends]

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Well, I stopped by
that school

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because I really
needed the bathroom,

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but they said
it was for staff only,

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so I made up some lies

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about being sent
by the Academy, and...

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[slurps and chuckles]

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...before you know it,
they made me school counselor.

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And I had
the label machine with me,

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so, you know, I improvised
to keep the kids in check,

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but everyone's
completely nuts in here.

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[laughs] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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They take everything
really literally.

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-[giggling]
-[whirring]

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You know, they got themselves
into this massive spiral,

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and I don't know
how to get out of it. [laughs]

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Yeah, yeah,
I'm the school principal now.

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-[knocking at door]
-And apparently-- Oh.

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-Ugh. Wait, hold on.
-[door buzzes]

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Come in.

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[tense music playing]

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[Gumball] Your time is up,
Ms. Combs.

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-Huh?
-[valiant music playing]

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[Gumball] You can't
label us anymore.

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But wait, I can't read it.
What's it say?

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-[beam fires]
-[loud crash]

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[closing theme music playing]